Funny Engagement Status Facebook is the most interesting post which is being uploaded on social networking sites that makes you laugh and enjoy your mood. Sending some funny cracked engagement images via Facebook or text messages to your friends is always fun and stress buster.
Funny Engagement Status Facebook
- We’re engaged! Just kidding, Facebook thinks so.
- Here’s to the new bride and groom! May you never forget that laughter, like diamonds, is forever.
- He put a ring on it! 😊 #engaged #happycouple
- Just engaged. Please send gifts, not advice.
- Congratulations to the happy couple. We hope that in your marriage, you will create some beautiful memories and a wonderful future.
- You would be my boyfriend, I’m almost sure of it. But just in case you don’t feel the same way and want to avoid hurting my feelings, let’s become friends.
- This one’s for all the couples who are still trying to figure it out. The three-date rule is a thing of the past.
- You, me, a wedding and forever.
- We’re engaged! Now let me go back to stalking your Instagram
- Tinder has ruined me. Swiping left or right to a person’s face is too much like judging a book by its cover.
- We said yes! (I know, I know, about time!)
- You said yes to tacos- what more could I ask for?
- You’re stuck with me now, sorry.
- You’re the beet to my heart.
- Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!
- OMG! I’m engaged. And it’s all because of this app.
- It’s better to be an engagement ring than a wedding ring. At least you’re always a center of attraction!
- We have been together for 1 year, 10 months and 20 days and I spent all that time thinking that on the 21st month we’re going to be engaged. But I guess he wanted to make it special.
- Like, share and comment please. I will upload once it reaches 1 million likes. #engagement #sarcasm
- Yayy! I am getting married. If anyone is single and can help me manage this freak, please hit me up!
- Rip to the days of swiping right on Tinder and having a DTF bio.
- Being engaged is like this cool thing that makes it socially acceptable for you to constantly hold your significant other’s hand and be obnoxious in public. 💍
- Having someone you love is a wonderful thing. But finding someone you can love *and* make fun of their friends? You’ve found forever.
- He asked. I said, “about what?!” Then he got down on one knee and asked, “Will you marry me?” And I said, “I guess so!”
- And they lived happily ever after… until he made an inappropriate comment about her friends’ appearance.
- It’s you and me. Always and forever. 😍
- I always knew that I was special. I am the only one of my kind.
- My heart said yes before my mouth could.
- Engagement is like a cigarette, it starts with a fire, there’ll be smoke and then ashes at the end. Congratulations!
- She’s everything I ever wanted. The only problem…she does not know that yet. #engaged
- We were two bodies and one soul, now it’s time to get engaged.
- I cannot believe he finally popped the question, I’ve been asking for months.
- Loving my boyfriend to the moon and back. To Pluto and back. To Mars, Jupiter and Saturn. I’ll go to all of the planets with you, baby.
- I understand, but we’ve been dating for ten years.
- I’m a better person when I’m happy. Thank you for making me happy.
- I’ve only got one question: will you be mine… forever? 💍
- With great love comes great coffee. ✨
- You were a fun game for me. I’m sorry for hurting you. But you know that is part of the game.
- Turns out PSL isn’t the only I-don’t-know-if-I-can-commit relationship we have. 🤷
- I’ve been thinking…
- Congrats to this lovely couple on getting engaged.
- Goals: Get engaged, Have a wedding, Buy a house, Only take your ring off to shower and when you’re gardening, Take cute Instagram photos of it.
- Awwww congratulations! I’m sure you will both be very happy for about 3 days… Y’all know marriage is the first step towards divorce. 🙂
- We should have a wedding just so we can get married.
- When we’re apart, days feel like years. But when we’re together, the years feel like days. #engaged
- He put a ring on it, and just like that, my heart got engaged.
- He finally popped the question—and I said “heck yes!”
- “I want to be your favorite hello, and hardest goodbye.”
- Just when she thought her Prince Charming was never going to come along…he tripped on a rock, fell into a gutter, and broke his ankle 🤦🏼♀️ <3
- And the Oscar for ‘best actor’ goes to the person who said “I’ll be right back”
- The world is a book, those who don’t travel read only one page.
- I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
- Hey we’re engaged so you know what that means… get ready for an extra dose of wedding-related posts! 😉
- 1 like = 1 engagement party I don’t have to go to.
- I’m so lucky to have you as my best friend and fiancé. #ENGAGED 😍👰
- Congrats on getting engaged! Enjoy the honeymoon phase, it will be over soon!
- She said yes. I think she was hoping for a ring, but this is all we could afford 🍔
- I don’t care how much you love each other, but stay off my phone!
- My dream wedding dress is the one that I will never have 😊
- We are living together, he makes the mess—I clean up. It’s going great!
- I was never a believer in love at first sight. That is, until I met you.
- I promise to love you more than a puppy loves a treat.
- They said “I do!”
- Feeling really grateful for my family and friends during this time. Don’t know what I’d do without them!
- My engagement status just changed from ‘single’ to ‘taken for granted’
- Hey, I’d like to order a large pizza for my engagement party. You see, I’m getting engaged… to this pizza.
- So I’m single and they’re engaged. I guess they won this round!
- We’re engaged! You can send us presents and money now.
- so excited to be engaged to my best friend.
- We’re engaged! I said yes because it was the only way to shut him up after 30 minutes of dropping hints and asking “what if” questions.
- Never thought this day would come but I’m officially off the market…to my future bride!
- I would never get married, but I would definitely make an exception for you.
- I was ready to say goodbye, you were ready to say “I do”. You know me so well. 💕
- If your love ever failed, don’t worry… mine is also still in progress.
- When you see his name on your phone, it makes your heart beat a bit faster. And in that moment you can’t stop smiling because it’s just him.
- The best part about waking up is Folgers(ha ha ha) in your cup.
- Now I can post about wedding dresses, Pinterest boards I like more than mine, and many other insufferably boring things!
- how about a wedding?
- The moment you realize that the love of your life is getting on your nerves, then it’s time to pop the question.
- Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
- “I think, therefore I’m single.” -Liz Winston
- I will be writing my own romance novel and the main characters name is ‘wedding bells’.
- Marrying you is the first step to a life time of adventure. I can’t wait!
- The last day of being single, the first day of a life time of being in debt.
- I can’t believe i found a guy willing to put up with me for the rest of his life.
- Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Mostly. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.
- I’m over the moon excited to share my news!
- Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- At last, my love has come along.
- You are the reason I still believe in fairy tales.
- In love with a future bride / groom 😄
- Congratulations on your engagement! I hope it lasts.
- “Congratulations on your engagement! I knew you two were meant for each other and I’m so happy to see you have arrived at this special time in your lives. May this special occasion be forever remembered with delight!”
- She said yes! Estimated date of divorce: TBD
- I am still single. Just wanted to let you know in case you were wondering.
- Congratulations to the happy couple! You know you can’t live with them, and you can’t live without them. 😘
- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? It’s just another form of security.
- Now that we’re engaged, I look forward to the day when nobody calls me ‘Miss’ and everyone calls her ‘Mrs.’
- .And then he proposed, and she said yes. And now I have to find a new friend for life😉
- Fell in love with my best friend.💍
- If you love me, say it before it’s too late. I’m at the edge of a cliff, ready to jump if you don’t tell me how much you care.
- I said YES 😊
- I always dreamed of having a rock… but I never thought it would be a diamond.
- Well played, kid. Well played.