Funny Captions for Snapchat Selfie Fails

 

Funny Captions for Snapchat Selfie Fails are classics these days, but what about when things go horribly wrong? You could say that the timing on these selfie fails, sucked. The good news is that they can be the inspiration for some hilarious captions on your next photo, or even a whole series to create some kind of dramatic narrative that your friends will love!

 

Funny Captions for Snapchat Selfie Fails

  • Next time I will pull a double exposure for my photo. I am quoting the selfie fail of my friend.

 

  • Why can’t I ever look like my Snapchats?

 

  • I’m just a selfie taker, a selfie maker, and I am only here for the comments.

 

  • When you want to take a selfie, the camera captures your soul instead.

 

  • when your friend takes a pic of you before the hair flip lands

 

  • The girl who’s always making a duck face in pictures. HAHA

 

  • When the photographer says say cheese but you end up 🍕😂

 

  • “I could have been a contender.”—me to my selfie, who will never live up to its full potential

 

  • Not a selfie, I swear.

 

  • When your hair stylist asks if you want bangs, she doesn’t ask you what kind of bangs. 😂 #selfiefail

 

  • I don’t always meme, but when I do…

 

  • I want to say I’m a “happy-go-lucky” kind of person, but in reality, I’m just lazy and don’t like to walk for too long.

 

  • I woke up like this.

 

  • The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others.

 

  • I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.

 

  • When your friend snaps a selfie and you’re looking like 😒while they look perfect ☺

 

  • Most giant selfie FAIL ever!

 

  • When all your selfies look like passport photos and nobody likes your pictures.

 

  • The key to a good selfie is to look cute but not too cute

 

  • If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, you’re using the wrong Snapchat filter

 

  • How cute is the dog in my selfie?!

 

  • The best thing about selfies is it’s the only time in my life I feel like my hair looks good.

 

  • Oh look! I was so busy posting snaps of me looking gorgeous I didn’t notice you were trying to make a move.

 

  • Hair on point? Check. Makeup looking good? Check. Camera adding 10 pounds? Double-check.

 

  • I woke up like this 😴😂

 

  • I’m cool, and I’m taken. Where have I heard that before?

 

  • Hey, everyone makes mistakes.

 

  • Hey why not?

 

  • I woke up like this, but then I got dressed.

 

  • Whoops… I am going to blame this on the filter.

 

  • When IG says you were tagged in a post, but it’s just a selfie fail.

 

  • Nothing to see here, just a selfie went wrong, oops.

 

  • When your selfie game is in the toilet.

 

  • When your selfie game is on point

 

  • When you’re taking a selfie, your hair looks perfect, but your face looks horribly.

 

  • Selfies are hard.

 

  • Oh, you’re taking a selfie? Let me fix my hair real quick.

 

  • When you try to look sexy, but the camera captures something else! 😂😂

 

  • When you get your hair done and take a selfie and look at it and go “oh good” and then show people and they go:

 

  • My never ending quest to look natural while taking a selfie.

 

  • FaceTune fail, but still cute.

 

  • I don’t always take a cute picture, but I look like this when I do.

 

  • I’m un-be-leaf-able and sometimes I’m just not in the mood for anything.

 

  • ‘That awkward moment when you find out that your dad isn’t a computer engineer, but a hacker.’

 

  • I am who I am today because of all my failures yesterday!
  • Alcohol + Snapchat = Ugly Selfies 😂😂😂

 

  • Still better than my selfies #nomakeup #notanad

 

  • So what do you do when your selfie game is down? You turn it up!

 

  • When your cat won’t stop photobombing your selfies.

 

  • I’m not a selfie caption expert.

 

  • When your whole squad looks snatched but you’re over here looking like a snack that went bad.

 

  • When you were trying to be sexy but turns out that you looked like a drunk seal

 

  • Please don’t ask me why I fell because I don’t know 😂

 

  • I can’t believe I used to be so photogenic 😂

 

  • Anybody who’s ever had a bad hair day can understand this picture.

 

  • I went to the bathroom in the dark and didn’t know there was no toilet paper.

 

  • I’m only here for the comments.

 

  • I just finished running. Sorry, I’m not apologizing for my face right now.

 

  • Congratulations! You can now add “accidentally show my dog a photo of himself on Snapchat” to your list of accomplishments.

 

  • Quarantine selfies have a hidden filter that makes people look like they’re in a horror movie.

 

  • if you can’t find a filter that works for your selfie, post it anyway and write ‘no filter.’

 

  • Same Same but different 😂

 

  • This guy is charming and relaxed, but I also have a bad day.

 

  • Did you mean to post that? 😂

 

  • I woke up like this 🤷 💅

 

  • Because duck face takes a lot of effort

 

  • Sorry, I’m just a little clumsy! 😅

 

  • *Ain’t nobody got time for that!*

 

  • My mission in life is not merely to survive but to thrive. And do so with some passion, compassion, humor, and style. – Maya Angelou

 

  • I wasn’t going to brag, but I just made my first million.

 

  • The struggle is real.

 

  • Selfie, I am not worthy.

 

  • when you accidentally send your crush the ugly selfie, you would never post

 

  • When you think about it, the mirror is just a more interactive Snapchat.

 

  • When you take a selfie, and no one notices.

 

  • Whoops, I thought this was a selfie. #fail

 

  • I took a selfie and waited two hours for likes.

 

  • I don’t always take selfies, but they usually look like this when I do.

 

  • Reality check: you will never look like the picture you see on Instagram.

 

  • Just because I don’t text you back doesn’t mean I’m not thinking about you.

 

  • When you try to make your iPhone camera love you, but it wants no part of it. 😒

 

  • How on Earth is my face in this shot?

 

  • “When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.”

 

  • We need to stop and take a beak. I’m just too tired.

 

  • I’ll see you on the dark side of the 🌖

 

  • It’s not a phase, mom. It’s who I am.

 

  • when you think you’re taking an artsy selfie, your crush is in the back like…..

 

  • This is what happens when you try to get that perfect selfie without the selfie stick.

 

  • I was feeling so sad and depressed. But then I thought that my selfie looked cool, so now I feel better.

 

  • *takes selfie* *closes eyes*

 

  • When you are in the public restroom, but he won’t stop talking

 

  • Best photo shoot ever

 

  • Caught in the act of being cute.

 

  • I don’t always wear makeup, but when I do I mess it up 🤦‍♀️

 

  • When your friends take you out for ‘one drink’ but you end up in the middle of a street dancing to a band.

 

  • Even the prettiest of people have bad angles!

 

  • “You’re looking shady”

 

  • It’s almost like you can’t even see me because of how beautiful the background is.

 

  • Face, meet palm. Palm, meet face.

 

  • I asked the guy who told me to read what to do with the middle between the lines. He said, “Write on it.”

 

  • What happens in Vegas stays on Snapchat #lol

 

  • The real selfie struggle is trying to find a selfie caption.

 

  • When you go to look at your Snapchat but can’t find the filter you wanted, so you say “oh well” and post it anyway.

 

  • This photo is proof I can’t handle my Snapchat face filters.

 

  • I don’t always take selfies… Oh wait, yes I do. Lol.

 

  • When you’re trying to get a selfie but the sun’s too bright.

 

  • I think my phone just rolled its eyes at me

 

  • I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

 

  • Who needs a filter when you have a friend?

 

  • When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you hate.

 

  • Just pretend you meant to do that.

 

  • No! I was not trying to look like a cool-looking alien.

 

  • I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

 

  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year

 

  • When the filter actually works for you.

 

  • There’s no shame in the Snapchat game.

 

  • When you can’t take an Instagram photo without a selfie stick

 

  • This is the best selfie ever! Oh wait…hold on, let me take another real quick.

 

  • Trying to take a selfie so I look skinny, but I just look stupid

 

  • I’ve got 99 problems, but an Instagram selfie ain’t one.

 

  • I took 10 selfies today, but this was the one I didn’t delete.

 

  • Yeah, I took a selfie in the mirror. But my arm is longer than yours so it counts.

 

  • Can’t believe I forgot to post this selfie on Monday! #OOTD #meow #selfie #selfiesunday

 

  • Woke up like this? No, I woke up clawing at my face, pulling my hair out, and praying for death.

 

  • I love my new look…not.

 

  • I always wondered what friends would look like if they were a group of models.

 

  • I wish I knew how to quit you.

 

 

  • I can see myself out.

 

  • Still flawless.

 

  • When u think u look so good selfie-ing, you see yourself looking like a snapchat filter.

 

  • I’m the only person on Snapchat that can take 100 selfies and leave with no friends.

 

  • I don’t always take selfies on Snapchat, but I use the dog filter when I do.

 

  • I can’t believe I just posted this pic on insta while typing out some amusing caption. But then I saw my face and lost all the will to live.

 

  • The first rule of being a wingwoman is to never let your friend’s selfie end up on the internet.

 

  • Everyone: “I need a new profile pic”

 

  • When you think you look like a princess… but you look like a potato 🥔😳🤣

 

  • woke up like this….nope wait that’s just my face.

 

  • Oh my God, I am drooling! This is so hot.

 

  • I’m so glad I found a fantastic place to put my pizza while taking this picture.

 

  • The “after” picture is just not working out for me.

 

  • Oops! I didn’t mean for that to happen.

 

  • I woke up like this!

 

  • When there’s good light but you move your head.

Leave a Comment