Here are some funny hiking captions for Instagram that you can use if you’re planning a hike with friends. Hiking is one of the best ways to get into nature and enjoy some time in the wilderness. But people taking photos and getting into awkward poses is a common aspect of any hike.
Though it shouldn’t, it often puts pressure on you that makes you feel uncomfortable and nervous. The secret to having a good time on any hike is to just be yourself and soak up the natural beauty around you.
Funny Hiking Captions for Instagram
- Because someone has to be awesome at this!
- Climbing a mountain is a lot like drinking coffee: It wakes you up!
- The best view comes after the hardest climb.
- The mountains are calling and I must go.
- They say hiking is all about the journey, not the destination. Well, I want a hot tub at the destination!
- Some people are just hikers, some are morning people. I’m neither.
- Looking like a snack even when I’m hiking up the mountain
- If there’s a trail, I’ll follow you anywhere. But if there’s none, don’t expect me to walk through the bushes.
- Good morning beautiful world🌎, I am officially ready for you!
- Going on a hike is a great way to clear the mind, get some exercise, and enjoy nature. It’s also the perfect opportunity to get an Instagram photo for your feed.
- Have you ever noticed that just about every hiking trail is uphill?
- Once upon a time, I was afraid of hiking. Then I saw how much better it is over the couch. The end.
- Was supposed to go hiking but tripped when I left the house.
- Doing my best impression of a mountain goat today.
- I’m an explorer at heart. I feel like I’m being true to myself when I’m looking for something new.
- Going to the mountains is going home.
- I love hiking. It’s my favorite thing to do in the whole world. When it comes to hiking, I can’t get enough.
- If you love adventure, then go hiking!
- If hiking had a middle name, it would be ‘adventure’…that’s how I roll.
- If hiking burns calories, does that mean I’m a cheese plate?
- Our feet got dirty, but it was worth it!
- You say potato, I say the top of this mountain.
- I’m a mountain girl, through and through. I love hiking, camping, and just being in nature.
- Never underestimate the power of a good hill. #hiking
- We started the hike together, but I had to finish it alone. I was the first one to reach the peak…I left my friends behind 😆😉
- Hiking through the woods with a clear head makes you feel limitless.
- I love this place, I’m going to climb it.
- There’s a lot to be said for taking the road less traveled, especially on the weekends.
- No one likes a show-off, leave your camera at home.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s pretty close.
- Don’t give up, the beginning is always the hardest! take a break once in a while but don’t you quit.
- Hiking is the only thing I can think of that combines the two things I love most; outdoor and being lazy.
- Go climb a mountain they said.. it will be fun they said… At least the view is nice??
- It’s not a hike unless you are at least a little bit lost.
- I finally made it to the top of the mountain. It was exhausting. There should be a Starbucks up here ☕
- The best views come after the hardest climb.
- That way! No, this way! Wait, what does that sign say? Well, whatever. I’m in for an adventure.
- He who has not climbed Everest thinks it’s too high.
- Hey there, I’m a wonder from down under! #hikingwithdogs
- Hiking: The perfect way to escape the rat race and enjoy a sandwich.
- Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.
- Real-life is hiking in the woods, carrying heavy packs, sweating, eating spicy food, and peeing behind rocks.
- I’m an outdoorsy girl. I like going to the mountains and looking at rocks.
- To the mountains, I go, to lose my mind and find my soul
- Hey there, I’m a wonder from down under! #hikingwithdogs
- Hiking: The perfect way to escape the rat race and enjoy a sandwich.
- Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.
- Real-life is hiking in the woods, carrying heavy packs, sweating, eating spicy food, and peeing behind rocks.
- I’m an outdoorsy girl. I like going to the mountains and looking at rocks.
- To the mountains, I go, to lose my mind and find my soul
- We should all be so lucky to have a hobby that makes us look forward to another day like hiking.😎
- I love hiking. Ready for the big adventure, or just a light walk.
- The mountains are calling, and I must hike. There’s no WiFi on the mountain, but you can still connect with nature.
- Hiking: Because sometimes you need to escape from your problems. Or avoid them for a while at least.
- I still do not understand why people leave the house to go hiking. I am happy just sitting on my couch shopping online and watching TV
- We’re taking our show on the road. And, by ‘road,’ we mean ‘trail.’
- Climbing is just moving yoga. Like, if you fall you’re dead.
- If it’s a clear day and there aren’t too many mosquitos, it’s okay to go for a hike.
- The mountains are calling and I must go.
- You better like hiking if you want to hang out with me💯
- Some people like to enjoy the scenery. Others like to be the scenery.
- It’s not hiking if you don’t sweat a little bit.
- Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.
- You know you’re a hiker when the only thing you want for your birthday is a new pair of socks (or three).
- I don’t need a therapist. I just need to go hiking.
- Dear mountain, I think about you all the time. #mountainthemed
- Hiking is not just a cute way to be out in nature. It’s also a great way to eat your body weight in cheese and bread.
- Life is better when you’re hiking.
- I wish hiking on rocks was an Olympic sport because I would get a gold medal.
- Hiking: because a walk in the park just isn’t enough.
- I go hiking and get tired, so I take a nap on a rock. Inevitably, that’s the rock some hiker decided to use as a bench.
- hiking with a friend in the mountains is better than going to the gym.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy hiking boots, which is the same thing.
- Hiking gives you one more reason to breathe.
- We go out of our comfort zone and explore the world. We go hiking.
- I can appreciate a good hike. But I prefer to enjoy it from the top of a mountain with a beer in my hand.
- I’m good at hiking, I just didn’t know it was a thing until now.
- Hiking feels like a lot of cardio for not a lot of pizza.
- Hiking is exhausting. You need to carry all that gear, and for what? To get tired and see a bunch of trees?
- Let’s take to the hills because we are at our best when it’s just you and me and nature.
- The mountains are calling and I must go.
- You don’t hike up a mountain because you want to take a selfie at the top.
- Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.
- When hiking with a friend, be sure to bring at least three extra pairs of socks, in case your partner gets blisters.
- I can’t believe I get paid to hike around in the woods and take naps while on the clock.
- Hiking is a sport. At times it even becomes an extreme sport.
- Hiking: The thing you do before you realize that you should have packed wine.
- When you can see your house from the top of the mountain, but you still choose to keep climbing.
- If there are no mountains on your hiking bucket list, you’re doing it wrong.
- I get along with all my hiking buddies. No one knows what they’re talking about so no one arguing.
- Hey there, hiking. We meet again.
- when a sign says hiking trails, it means climbing rock paths.
- I did it, I hiked the whole trail. I earned this glass of wine
- Dear hiking, are you coming for me? No, I’m too busy being fabulous.
- Thinking about all the snacks I’m going to eat after this hike 👟 #hikerproblems
- I don’t hike, I take scenic strolls on nature trails.
- The best view comes after the hardest climb. ☀🍂
- All you need is love, tea, and a good mountain!
- To the mountains, we go to lose our minds and find our souls!
- Hiking: Because a walk in the park just wasn’t challenging enough.
- I’m hiking this mountain and checking it off of my bucket list. From here on, you can call me Mr. Done Deal.
- I’ve found that the best way to get to the top of a mountain is to keep hiking.
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a mountain, asking it to please not fall on me.
- The best view comes after the hardest climb
- Some people like to hike. Others like to find hikers.
- When life gives you mountains 🌄, go hiking
- You are only one hike away from a good mood.
- Never trust a calm dog on a hike. Gonna regret this tomorrow.
- Climb the mountain so you can see the world, not so the world can see you.
- Some people like to hike. Others like to find hikers.
- When life gives you mountains 🌄, go hiking
- You are only one hike away from a good mood.
- Never trust a calm dog on a hike. Gonna regret this tomorrow.
- Climb the mountain so you can see the world, not so the world can see you.
- We do the hiking so you can enjoy the views
- I don’t need a vacation, I just need to go Hiking.😎
- We appreciate the views when hiking. If it involves a mountain, we are there.
- Hiking: Getting lost before you’ve even left the house.
- It takes a special type of person to love sitting on the ground, eating beans, and wearing uncomfortable clothing…but we’re up for it!
- Somewhere between the bottom of the climb and the summit is the answer to the mystery of why we climb.
- I might look like I’m having deep thoughts, but 99% of the time I’m thinking about lunch.
- I’m not telling you it’s going to be easy. I’m telling you it’s going to be worth it.
- Climbing to the top demands strength, whether it is to the top of Mount Everest or the top of your career.
- Hey, There are no strangers on a hiking trail, just friends you haven’t met yet. If you can’t stand the heat…get in the woods!
- Thanks for the awful hike, Nature. I needed the exercise and your scenery was nice, but please never ask me to do that again.
- Can’t hear, can’t speak, can’t see. It’s a perfect hike!
- “I like hiking, which is funny because I hate walking anywhere that isn’t between my car and the front door.”
- Enjoy the little things. Like climbing a mountain and then realizing you have to climb down it again.
- When you’re hiking and looking your best, but there’s no one around to take your photo. 😂
- &”I’m not even saying I’m on a diet, but my hiking shoes are laced.
- The best views come after the hardest climbs.
- I don’t climb mountains because I think it will change my life, I climb them because I know it does.
- After a hike, you feel like you could drink a waterfall.
- Being in nature is a great way to get back to yourself.
- We don’t stop hiking because we grow old – We grow old because we stop hiking. Let’s go for a hike!
- I love hiking. It is my favorite thing to do. Okay, I also love eating and sleeping. Not gonna lie.
- Keep calm and carry on hiking.
- Who needs a gym membership when you have great nature to hike through?
- I just love the way your shoe has that new hiking boot smell.
- Just a cup of tea on my desk pretending to be a mountain. 🏔
- If hiking has taught me anything, it’s that everything makes you tired—especially hiking.
- Hiking: because going for a walk is too pedestrian!
- You are not on a hike. You are in a jungle.
- Well, this hike is taking a DEEP turn!
- It’s never too early for a glass of wine on the trail.
- No matter how fit you are, hiking will kick your butt. Snacks and water are BFFs.
- Hiking: a hill walk of unknown and unpredictable length.
- I started walking I learned how to hike and now I’m ready for mountaineering
- I come out of the woods once a year to hit the mall in the spring and fall.
- A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
- My favorite part of hiking is when my phone has no service.
- Hiking: The best way to walk off your problems.
- When I hike, I usually bring a snack and a magazine.
- The only way to hike is with a beer in your hand.
- I never hike to the top of a mountain and think, “Man I wish I’d worn a beige polo shirt”
- I’m on a hike to burn off the pie I ate.
- If you can’t find me, I’m probably at the top of a mountain.
- Before you start to judge me, step into my shoes and walk the life I’m living
- Take me to the mountains and I will return a better person.
- The best view comes after the hardest climb.
- Live your best life, one mountain at a time! Hiking is not just a hobby, it is mental therapy. 😁
- Hiking: because other people aren’t crazy enough to do this for fun.
- Hike and let the world wonder why you’re smiling.
- Hiking: because it beats sitting around the house.
- I feel like I’m walking in my purpose when I’m hiking.
- I don’t see the point in climbing a mountain to take a self-portrait, but I did anyway.
- You’ll never regret a hike. Unless you trip. Then you’re probably going to regret it.
- Did you fall from heaven? Because hiking through this paradise is too good to be true.
- You can’t buy happiness but you can buy hiking and that’s the same thing.
- My hiking boots and I have this agreement: our relationship will be a lot like an episode of Doctor Who, constantly regenerating.
- Screw this hike, let’s go to the bar.
- My biggest fear is that I’ll accidentally hike to the middle of nowhere and lose cell phone service
- “I wonder if there are coffee shops in heaven for hikers who go to the mountains.”
- No one ever regretted the weekend spent on the trail.🏔♀️
- Hiking: Because real life doesn’t have a fast-forward button.
- I may not be the world’s best hiker, but I’m pretty sure I’m in the top 10.
- I’ll have a double shot of whatever these hikers are drinking.
- You don’t have to be crazy to go hiking. They’ll train you at the trailhead.
- A colorful mountain sunset is the best way to end a day on the trail.
- Every time I go hiking, I wonder why someone didn’t just drive the car up here. @paul
- If you’re lucky enough to be in the mountains, you’re lucky enough.
- Hike often. Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
- Hiking day today and I’m all like: let’s hit the road, baby!
- My life is a constant battle between wanting to hike and being lazy
- The only reason you carry a compass on a hike is that the true north is your hunger.
- I may not be a mountain climber, but I am a hill master.
- I hiked today. I’m now at the top of my world. Also, my thighs are on fire.
- Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world.
- The view from the top is worth the climb.
- “I don’t need therapy, I just need to go hiking.”
- Don’t miss out on the best views! Stop by today and get a great deal on hiking gear!
- Hiking is one of my favorite things to do, especially in autumn. Don’t tell the other seasons, though!
- Approach each hike with an open mind, open heart, and a pair of boots.
- Now that I think about it, hiking doesn’t sound like a good idea.
- Let’s get one thing straight: hikes are the worst place to take selfies.
- Hiking is like a good relationship, it just feels better when you have company!
- The only thing better than hiking is hiking with friends.
- Hiking is great until you realize that you’ve forgotten your phone at home (and therefore can’t Instagram. #hikingproblems
- Turns out the secret ingredient to any hike is friends to share it with. 😁
- Never go on a hike unless you are prepared to get eaten by a bear and also look cute doing it.
- Hiking: Nature’s way of promoting the rescue industry.
- Hiking is not for the weak. It requires an extreme amount of epicness and a complete disregard for personal well-being.
- Going on a hike is just one way to think about getting into shape: I’ve also heard of walking.
- Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing.
- How I feel when somebody says they don’t like hiking. #nojudgement
- Taking a nature hike? Make sure you blend in with the scenery! #hiking #camping #outdoors
- Hiking: the thing you do before you realize how tired your legs are.
- Hiking: because other people aren’t normal
- Every time I make it to the top, I remember why I love hiking.
- Climb that mountain. But first, lemme take a selfie.
- Life’s just too short not to enjoy the hike of life.
- You can always tell when someone has been hiking; they’re sweaty, muddy, and smiling.
- I don’t need therapy, I just need to go hiking
- Champagne to my real friends! Hiking buddies for life.
- If hiking was easy, it would be called walking.
- I was so excited to go hiking, but then I heard there might be bears.
- I know it’s called hiking, but I’ll be glad to drive
- I thought hiking meant taking a walk in the park.
- See you in the mountains, folks. Off to find new adventures.
- When you’re out and about, take your time and appreciate the beauty of nature.