Funny Triathlon Instagram Captions: Triathletes take their sport very seriously and so does this collection of triathlon Instagram captions. Whether you’re a professional triathlete or a beginner, these Instagram captions will help you win the ‘gram!
Funny Triathlon Instagram Captions
- This is my triathlon suit. There are many like it but this one is mine.
- Whoever said that crying is a sign of weakness never did a triathlon 😂
- My triathlon costume was “the finish line.” I was the first one to cross it.
- The triathlon is a great way to reflect on the hard work of training and the joy of finishing.
- Being an athlete is always a funny story to tell.
- You know you’re a triathlete when you have more bikes than shoes.🚴
- 🏃🏽♀️ Today’s triathlon: a cup of ☕, a shower 🚿, and making it out the door in less than 30 minutes 🗣
- This triathlon was so fun, I almost forgot that my quads were screaming!
- Triathlons are no joke. They take a lot of training, dedication, and willpower.
- Yes, I’m serious about swimming, biking, and running – no, I’m not crazy. I’m a Triathlete.
- I’m training for a triathlon. Nothing will ever stop me from crossing the finish line (especially not water).
- You went from couch potato to triathlon runner in 3 months?! You’re my hero!
- The triathlon is a competitive sport that tests the endurance of the participants. It consists of three sports: swimming, cycling, and running.
- If you’re having trouble keeping up with me… I’m probably training for a race.
- Swim, Bike, Run. Repeat for 6-8 hours.
- The only way I can run that long is if I’m chasing something—like a donut!
- Pain is temporary, race photos are forever.
- Punctuality is a virtue, yet I’m always at the start line late. 👊
- Triathletes know how to swim, bike, and be kind all at the same time😀
- It’s Not About A Perfect Triathlon Or Being The Best In The World. It’s About Doing Your Best… And Having Some Fun.
- I don’t always run a triathlon. But when I do, I’m sure to stop for a beer along the way.
- Triathlon – a time when those who complain about running and swimming compete with those who complain about biking.
- *Actually, triathlons are just three different reasons to take a nap.
- Running, swimming, biking—I thought the tri was horrible.
- Running late and sweating profusely is the new chic.
- I’m too pretty to sweat. I’m too pretty to run.
- Can’t decide what’s harder — the triathlon or the Insta caption.
- It’s not easy being a triathlete and a mom, but it’s also hard being a mom and not a triathlete.
- I don’t like running but I love triathlons. Because two of the three sports make up for the other. 🏃 🏊 🚴
- Some people call me a triathlete. I prefer the term triple threat.
- I’m a triathlete, but I’ll always be a woman first.
- What do you call a triathlon with two people? A duathlon.
- Just finished my first triathlon and I can’t think of a caption so this is all you get.
- I could use some fresh air and exercise. The triathlon is in order.
- 🚴♀️ I’ll only be a minute, I’m just cycling.
- Anyone can run a marathon. It takes true grit to do it with a 24-hour head start.
- I went out for a run and came back with some amazing new friends.
- The only time I feel like running is when someone says, “You can’t.”
- Slow down, it’s not a competition (unless I’m winning).
- Because running, biking and swimming aren’t enough.
- Did you hear about the triathlete who turned into a werewolf at the end of his race? I heard he was a man-beast.
- Running a marathon is easier than being your mom for a day.
- When life gets hard, just remember: You’re tougher than an Ironman
- Marathon? You mean a sprint for you, jog for me.
- Push your body to the limit! And then, Drive there.
- If swimming and biking were easy, they would be called running
- Sometimes, I’d rather be swimming.
- If we were meant to stay in one place, we’d have roots instead of feet.
- Triathlon: a sport that offers ultimate bragging rights 🥇
- You can’t win a triathlon without training. But you can spend time on the couch eating potato chips and still have fun.
- If you want to be a triathlete, be prepared to give up sleep, your social life, and all your money!
- Does anyone else do triathlons where the events are donuts, coffee, and naps?
- What part of tri do you like the most? Running, swimming, or resting?
- Swimming is a sport. Bike racing is an adventure. Running is punishment
- After an 11-mile jog and a morning swim, all I want is to eat a whole pumpkin pie by myself.
- The first mile is the worst. The last mile is the best. The ones in between are not so bad 😉
- I would rather be running and sweating than sitting 😛😛
- Run like you stole something 🏃
- Don’t worry, this is the shortest run of the day.
- I have won all my races. Well, except one – I came in second.
- Running? I thought you said DRUMMING all this time!
- Triathlons are like a box of chocolates: You never know how fast you’re gonna swim, bike, or run.
- Triathlon isn’t a sprint, but it also doesn’t last 6 months
- If you see me collapse, just pause my Garmin • Triathletes > Zombies
- So you think marathons are hard? Try running a marathon while being crawled by zombies!
- After a marathon, the only time you can run 26 miles is when you are chasing after a bus that is driving away with your car keys.
- When you show up to the starting line, you’re already a winner.
- The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race.
- The only time I run is when I’m late, or if there’s bacon.
- hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard, Finish Line
- The good thing about triathlon is, your training time is spent swimming and then you have time to talk trash while you wait for the bike.
- Just finished a triathlon* *Walked down to the store, bought a churro, and ate it.
- Are you still training for that triathlon? I hope your daily swimming, biking, and running workouts are going well this week.
- Let’s be honest, running more than a mile always feels like a triathlon.
- If you’re not first, you’re last winner #TRIATHLETE
- Don’t trust what you see on Instagram. The reality is that I was exhausted, bored, and sore for most of the race – but it was worth it!
- Sorry, I can’t. I’m training for a triathlon.
- I’m not in the mood to explain my reasons for skipping the swim.
- I have the abs of a runner, the butt of a cyclist, and the arms of a swimmer.
- Run, bike, swim—and then repeat. Find your finish line at the Oct. 21 #sprinttriathlon ⏱️🏊♂️🚴♀️🏃♀️
- Hey, I just swam, biked, and ran this whole thing. What have you done lately?
- There are two types of people in the world: People who think that sprints are easy, and liars.
- I found a new level of pain this morning. It’s called “Running”
- Running a triathlon is like flossing your teeth only a little bit worse.
- Triathlon is just a series of suffering… So, let’s do it!
- It’s a triathlon, not a ‘pick your hardest sport and do it twice’-then.
- A triathlete runs faster to pee further.
- Triathlon should be one for the books, not one for the ER.
- Triathlons are only 3 miles. What’s the big deal?
- Ran into an old bloke from the army corps. ‘Course he was in a tank, I was on foot; I triathlon him…
- Slap on some sunscreen and bring me a margarita. Running is hard.
- I just trained for an iron man…it was pretty much a piece of cake.
- Don’t think it’s a race, I’m just trying to get to my couch faster 💃🏻
- It didn’t matter if you came in first, last or anywhere in between – what mattered was that you finished.
- Life is a journey. Live it well
- My idea of a triathlon is chasing a pigeon out of my garden.
- It’s time to start the swim… The bike… And that thing called running.
- Running is so much better than walking. So that’s why we do it three times as long.
- you don’t need to be fast, you just need to be faster than someone
- It never gets easier, you just get stronger.
- Don’t be afraid of being a beginner. Everyone starts somewhere, right?
- I’m a triathlete. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
- When the going gets tough, the triathletes get going.
- A T-Rex can’t do a triathlon, because that’s how the race is made.
- I’m training for a half marathon on a treadmill… at my house.
- I call it cardio, you can call it swimming, biking, and running if you want.
- I take the swim in stride. I ride the bike with pride. I run like there’s no finish line!
- You don’t know happiness until you’ve crossed the finish line.
- The only thing I like about a training run is the end of it.
- Forget the glass slipper, this princess wears running shoes!
- Triathlons: Where you can yell at nature and call it fun! Look out! It’s a selfie! That was tough, man.
- I’m a triathlete and I know it! We’re triathletes who wanna do it again, do it again!
- Your swim split is the best part of your triathlon
- A marathon is like a triathlon, except that you get to sit down and drink beer in the middle.
- People who say money can’t buy you happiness didn’t know where to buy their bikes.
- LOL: Swimming, biking, and a whole lot of whining
- There are old triathletes and there are brave triathletes. There are no old, bold triathletes.
- Only a triathlete would use their wedding as an excuse for a brick workout.
- If you can run a marathon and cross the finish line without passing out, then you’re probably doing it wrong. 😊
- “I did a triathlon today. No big deal. Just trying to keep up with cool people like you.”
- some call it crazy running a triathlon, I call it awesome, good job athlete.
- Yes, I am a triathlete. No, we don’t just bike and swim and run.
- When I finish a triathlon in last place, they call me an Ironman.
- I hope you like beer and sweat! (an inside joke for people who have done triathlons)
- I’ve conquered it all. I am a champion.
- Honestly, triathlon swimming is so much fun. Triathletes are so fit, they don’t even need boats…they just swim across the ocean. 🏊 #justkeepswimming
- You’re doing a triathlon? Aww, that’s cute.
- You may have never seen a triathlete playing cards but that doesn’t mean we don’t have any hearts.
- I did a triathlon last week so I could add another medal to my addiction.
- The triathlon is a test of how fast you can go when intensely uncomfortable.
- my relationship status? Swimming, biking, and running.
- Just another day in paradise with my morning coffee ☀
- I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
- I’m only one workout away from a good mood.
- How’s my triathlon time? Asking for a friend.
- Triathlons are my new stress relievers.
- When is triathlon season over?
- I just finished that triathlon I’ve been training for all summer.
- Triathlon: the act of attempting to kill yourself by running and swimming before ultimately dying of exhaustion on a bike.
- You can’t get buff just by posting selfies.
- The longest race I’ve ever run 🏃♀️🥳
- Triathlons are a lot like love. They suck for the first 1.2 miles and then it gets better.
- When life gives you a 100-degree day, run a triathlon!
- I’m not a runner. I’m a triathlete in recovery.
- I’m the type of person who will start triathlon and then say in an hour I’m thirsty.
- Triathletes are Type A or Type B personalities.
- Triathletes are just crossed-trained runners.
- We run because we can. We bike because we’re too tired from running to walk. We swim to make it more confusing.
- tri-ing to get my act together 🏊♀️🚴♀️🏃♀️
- Tri girls train in the wind and rain so that when we race, it seems easy.
- The slowest person in the race still wins.
- Some people run a marathon, while others participate in a never-ending triathlon!
- It’s not about the bike, it’s not about the run, it’s not about the swim. It’s about the fun.
- During a triathlon, when my body screamed “give up!” My heart whispered, “keep going.”
- What’d you do this weekend? Oh, I just ran a marathon. No big deal.
- It’s been nice knowing y’all. I’ll be gone for a while. (Swim, bike, run.)
- Nobody said it would be easy…They just said it would be worth it.
- Triathlons are a metaphor for life. There’s swimming, biking, and running—and then there’s screaming.
- Need a reason to drink coffee today? Triathlon.
- It’s triathlon season, which means I’m out of shape for three sports instead of one 😂
- Just crushed a triathlon! The easiest way to get an iron man
- Eating in a triathlon = stopping. So yeah, I never eat.
- Today is a good day to have a great swim, bike, and run.
- Triathlons are big fun, but an athlete’s greatest challenge can be finding clever triathlon Instagram captions.
- I love triathlons because I enjoy eating pancakes while running.
- Just Keep Swimming, Just Keep Running, Just Keep Biking.
- If triathlons were easy, they would be your mom
- A triathlon is a good reason to sit down.
- Triathlon: Because running is too much and biking is too easy.
- If a triathlon is on your list of goals, keep working toward it! There will always be time to do it.
- Running is like coffee: I can’t comprehend a word you just said before I’ve had my first cup.
- If you love running, then triathlon is the perfect sport for you. You get three times the value!
- My family said they were going to do a triathlon, so we started watching the Olympics. I was like “I can do that.” Only my mom finished.
- Triathlete problems: People who say I don’t understand, you can’t do a Triathlon. I know, that’s why I’m doing it.
- The only thing I know about triathlons is that it’s not three times as hard…
- Yesterday I did a triathlon. Most of it on the couch
- Running a marathon isn’t about the finish line, it’s about the journey. (And it is also about the finish line.)
- All good stories start with a long run 🏃🏼 ♂️
- Be the kind of person that shows up to a triathlon with a bike in their car, but no sneakers. 🚴🏻♀️
- Triathlons seem like something I could do… but all at separate times.
- Triathlons and life aren’t something you hand over. You’ve got to reach out and grab it.
- Running away from your problems? Try a triathlon, it’s more difficult.
- I run like the winded, swim like a rock, and bike as I stole it.
- Whether you appreciated it or not, I got you up and running today 🏃♀️
- I didn’t set out to be the hardest working person in the triathlon. I just happened to be the hardest-working person in the triathlon.
- Yeah, it’s a triathlon, but it’s running, biking, swimming, and crying.
- I’m just a marathon away from being a triathlete 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️
- Triathlon: Because running is just not hard enough.
- Just finished a triathlon! Got in the water. Drank some beer. Walked my bike. Swam to shore. It’s gonna be a good day!
- Run and let the breeze blow your hair. Swim and let the water wash away your worries. Bike and let the outside world roll by. #triathlete
- A triathlete knows the road to success is always under construction.
- Too slow? Too fast? Find the perfect speed and pace for your triathlon with these timing tips.
- Yes, I bought my new bike before I registered for the race.
- I did a half-marathon yesterday by accident. I thought it was just a quick jog around the block.
- Swim, bike, run away with my heart.
- If you’re a triathlete, you don’t go to the pool. You just walk around with a cap on.
- The only reason I would do a triathlon is to say that I did one.
- I’m so fast I finished a triathlon before the starting gun went off.
- Running, swimming, and biking in one day. I’m kind of a big deal.
- Everyone hates the triathlon, except for the guy who just won it.
- When you go from dreaming about running a triathlon to doing it, the finish line seems closer already 🏁 💪
- Did you know that triathlon is an Olympic sport? I didn’t either… until today
- Triathlon: Because eating bagels and drinking beer during a marathon is frowned upon.
- Chasing that dream. Biking, swimming, running.
- Run for your life then grab a beer at the end.
- If you don’t have a triathlon-loving family, you can’t survive the sport.
- If you have legs, love running, and don’t mind a few people watching you sweat, triathlons are for you.
- Awesome! I just finished a triathlon. What’s your excuse?
- I’m only doing this triathlon cause I heard there’s free beer at the finish line.
- People said I should try a triathlon and I’m like, “I already tried it. It was very hard. I died!” #tryagain
- Triathlon – It’s like a regular beer mile, but 10x harder and we do it for an hour and a half
- triathlon: the perfect excuse to buy new clothes, shoes, and bikes.
- Triathletes don’t get old. We just go faster
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy running shoes, and that’s pretty close.
- I don’t know what’s more painful—doing a triathlon or watching one. But you know I’m still gonna do it.
- Run as far as you can, swim as long as you can, bike for as many miles as you can before the zombie apocalypse. 🧟🏃♀️🏊♂️🚵♀️
- What am I training for? Another race. What am I racing for? Another training.