Cute and Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes: Get the funniest birthday wishes for your parents, grandparents, aunties and uncles who are turning old. They are getting older but that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve some fun on their birthday. Make their day more memorable by sending birthday quotes that are funny, silly and true.
Cute and Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes
Happy birthday! You are aging so well that you hardly look your age. Aren’t you proud of being the best example of healthy aging? No matter how old you are, don’t give up.
Hey dad, It’s your birthday. You don’t look a day over 100! Happy Birthday, Dad.
Happy Birthday to the nicest 85-year-old dad I know! You are as handsome as you have always been inside and out. ❤️ May this next year of your life be the best year❣👑
Old age is not for sissies! Whoever said that undoubtedly forgot that growing old is one of life’s greatest blessings.
If you don’t want to age, you have to do something now. Time waits for no man. The clock ticks and the years go by very fast and before we know it we’re old and decrepit.
I am not getting older, I am just getting better 😞 # keep on growing
If you ever plan on going back in time and visiting the theme of 2001, 2001 better be a hot year. Happy Birthday!
Make a buck, or two to celebrate that birthday, ’cause even though you’re aging😓, you look great! Happy birthday! 😊
You are officially NOT old. You are in fact, officially remarkable.
Happy Birthday to my favorite year. You are my everything #seniorlife
Happy birthday to the one woman who can teach me something new–and I mean anything. Older doesn’t have to mean wiser, but if this isn’t proof that it should, then you’re wrong.
May God bless you with more birthdays, for as long as you live. Happy birthday!
🎂Happy birthday, Grandpa! We’re all really proud you’re still driving. 🥰
If today’s your birthday, congratulations! You’ve made it another year. Let’s hope next year is at least *this* good. 😁
May all your birthday wishes come true! 🎂
If I keep on smiling, someday my mouth will drop open and stay that way.
We are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
My husband says that when I was two my first words were ‘goodbye’ and they haven’t changed since. Old age birthday quotes
Happy birthday to you. Oh, you’re 50 now? Well, I knew that already because everyone keeps telling me how old you look today.
Applaud Yourself- I’m 98 years old today. I don’t have all day so…let Me tell you about My day.
Happy birthday to you… you should seriously let that gray hair grow in.
🎊🎉🎈We hope this birthday is the best yet! Happy Birthday!
Though we grow old, we never get tired of you.
Happy birthday, grey hair.
It may be a milestone, but you’re still the same person you’ve always been. Happy birthday! 🎈
At this point in my life, I’ve decided to take every day as it comes. The big birthday every four years takes care of itself.
This is the age where you have agreed to never stop learning…and you know what? That’s alright with me. 😀
Aging doesn’t have to be a scary thing. Happy birthday full of well wishes, laughs, and memories.
Happy birthday to you…happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear old age…happy birthday to you.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. 😎
It’s not so much what you collect, but what you give… Wish the birthday boy/girl a happy birthday by sharing this quote with him/her ❤
Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
To love, laugh and enjoy life every day. Happy birthday! #HappyBirthday
It’s my birthday. So, Happy Birthday to me! 🎂
I laugh every day now that I’m ninety-nine.
I’m starting to think that the first wrinkle is the deepest.
“You know you’re an obi-wan when you’ve watched the last episode of #GameofThrones like 8 times & still can’t figure out who dies. #aging #birthdaygirl”
So my mother is turning 30 again.
Happy birthday to the big 4-0. Now quit complaining. It’s only two decades early, lol ♥️ #pinterestquotes
This year I finally get to be the center of attention— Celebrate my birthday with me.”
But what really matters is not how old you are, but how young you feel.
If you can still make someone laugh after you’ve lost your teeth, you’re not really an old person.
Now that I’m officially Old, Getting Older is the last thing on my mind!
“The older I get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.”
Happy birthday to me. A few years ago I couldn’t afford this meal, now I just can’t afford the dessert 🎂
What a joy it is to have so many reasons to celebrate you…may the years ahead bring even more! 😊🎉
If you live to be a hundred, may you do so in phases.
If I had known I was going to live past 100, I would have taken better care of myself.
“It’s my birthday! I am the cake and all of you are invited.” ―Betty White, Betty White Quotes
Funny Quotes About Aging and Birthdays
Growing old is mandatory…but growing up is optional.
Being old doesn’t make your life better. It just makes you old. -Unknown
Happy birthday, kid. You’ve grown up so much this year… and not in a bad way either
Turning 60 is better against a picture-perfect sky. Happy birthday from us to you 💗👣
Saturday is my birthday and I’m having a party to which you’re all invited (assuming you’re the same age as me)
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. Happy birthday dear Me, happy 🍰day to me🍰!
Out with the old, in with the new. 🙂 Happy birthday, friend! 👋 #funnyquotes
Congratulations on your 65th birthday, you’re officially old.
Happy #NationalOldPeopleDay to all the wise and wacky world’s oldest people! Have a good one, and happiest birthday 😎
I can’t keep calm, I’m turning another year older #turning60 #happybirthday ❤️
Your birth date has set the course of your life. It’s just up to you to fill in the story. Even if it’s not the fairy tale you thought you were signing up for, it’ll still be worth telling. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to the reason that I have gray hair.
We’re celebrating the big 2-4 with a small collection of things you’ll need to―ahem—age well.
Happy birthday to the person who taught me how to celebrate my birthday:)
If everything were in good taste, we would have no age.
Birthday wishes for the precious woman in my life who is so much more than just my age 😘
Being old ain’t easy, but it’s still a pretty good deal. Like this quote from legendary comedian George Burns, said on his 100th birthday: “I have totally reached the age where I look at a lovely young lady.
Being with Age is Half the Fun! Happy Birthday, Aunty Bee!
Grandma’s growing older, but she’s staying spirited. Happy birthday to the sweetest lady around!
If a person comes into your life and makes you smile, then they’re a keeper. #HappyBirthdayGrandpa
Happy Birthday old lady 😀😀
Happy Birthday to Someone Who Never Existed 🎂✌💖
Get ready for this photo 📸 you’re going to want to show it off to your grandkids one day/5:56 PM – 4 Sep 2018
April showers may bring May flowers, but we’re just hoping for a birthday cake and lots of it. 🎂
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I’ve reached the top of the stairs. Now it’s time to start walking down with grace & dignity #elderlybirthdayquotes
All you’ve ever wanted is a big birthday party, and now that you’re over 50 you finally can have one! Happy Birthday!! 😀♥🎉
I’m not aging, I’m marinating! #birthday
Here’s to looking like you’re younger than you are. Happy Birthday! 🥂
I’ve never wished I was old or young. This is the only day we live. -Dalai Lama
You don’t get old, you get better. Happy Birthday!
I’m not 65. I’m only nine months old.
“You’re only as old as you think you are.” – Walter Payton
If you knew how much younger my mind is than my body, you’d be shocked.
I don’t want to grow old, I’m not ready for nursing homes and beepers yet. A birthday wish from funny old-age quotes.
Birthday wishes for a sweet, funny old lady who knows the importance of laughing and smiling.
this is turning out to be a wonderful birthday ….. I’m getting older and wiser #july 6th.
Birthdays are like fine wine. They get better with age. Hope your day is full of laughter and happiness!
All those birthday candles have been a long time burning, but I am as young as ever inside. 🎂
Age is not important unless you are a cheese -Susanne Alleyn
Today, let’s all give shirts to our favorite elderly rock stars to aid us in our new responsibilities.
Happy birthday! I’m so glad I have this awesome friendship with you. You’ve helped me through so much, even if I didn’t know it at the time 😎
There isn’t such a thing as growing old. It is the fear of growing old that is terrible.
Out with the old, in with the new. 🙂 Happy birthday, friend! 👋
Congratulations on your 65th birthday, you’re officially old.
Happy #NationalOldPeopleDay to all the wise and wacky world’s oldest people! Have a good one, and happiest birthday 😎
I can’t keep calm, I’m turning another year older #turning60 #happybirthday ❤️
Your birth date has set the course of your life. It’s just up to you to fill in the story. Even if it’s not the fairy tale you thought you were signing up for, it’ll still be worth telling. Happy birthday!
We’re celebrating the big 2-4 with a small collection of things you’ll need to―ahem—age well.
Happy birthday to the person who taught me how to celebrate my birthday.
If everything were in good taste, we would have no age.
Birthday wishes for the precious woman in my life who is so much more than just my age 😘
Being old ain’t easy, but it’s still a pretty good deal. Like this quote from legendary comedian George Burns, said on his 100th birthday: “I have totally reached the age where I look at a lovely young lady.
Being with Age is Half the Fun! Happy Birthday, Aunty Bee!
Grandma’s growing older, but she’s staying spirited. Happy birthday to the sweetest lady around!
If a person comes into your life and makes you smile, then they’re a keeper. #HappyBirthdayGrandpa
Happy Birthday to Someone Who Never Existed 🎂✌💖
April showers may bring May flowers, but we’re just hoping for a birthday cake and lots of it. 🎂
Birthdays and Father Age: The secret to turning 40 is… Don’t let anyone stop you from doing the things you want to do —You’ve never felt better, and you will feel even better.
I’ve reached the top of the stairs. Now it’s time to start walking down with grace & dignity #elderlybirthdayquotes
All you’ve ever wanted is a big birthday party, and now that you’re over 50 you finally can have one! Happy Birthday!! 😀♥🎉
I’m not aging, I’m marinating! #birthday
Here’s to looking like you’re younger than you are. Happy Birthday! 🥂
I’ve never wished I was old or young. This is the only day we live.
If you knew how much younger my mind is than my body, you’d be shocked.
Birthday wishes for a sweet, funny old lady who knows the importance of laughing and smiling.
Birthdays are like fine wine. They get better with age. Hope your day is full of laughter and happiness!
All those birthday candles have been a long time burning, but I am as young as ever inside. 🎂
Happy birthday! I’m so glad I have this awesome friendship with you. You’ve helped me through so much, even if I didn’t know it at the time 😎
There isn’t such a thing as growing old. It is the fear of growing old that is terrible.
I used to be offended by people who say “act your age” but now, I’m celebrating it and finished with these old age birthday quotes and funny quotes about aging
No matter your age, there’s nothing wrong with a little birthday celebration. All we ask is that you party in style. 😜
It’s a treat to have you here in your golden years! happy birthday.
Happy Birthday to the greatest mom ever! I love you so much! 😍
There comes a time when you should stop and ask yourself… How old do I feel?
Today’s birthday guest post comes from my grandmother (and mother of 5), @cool_nana_89.
The older I get, the more I see that there are no problems too great to be solved. And no limit to our ability to create the world we want to live in. Happy birthday my dear friend!
They say your birth certificate is an apology from the germs for letting you live. “I’m sorry for what I did to you.”
All our savoir-faire is now officially superfluous. It’s time to put away the tux, step off the stage, and enjoy our golden years.
It’s your birthday, today you’re one year older, but not wiser. To celebrate, here are some funny age quotes for you to enjoy as you turn another year older, and my best wishes for a happy birthday.
I don’t know how you got older, I’m just glad you did. Happy Birthday. #funny #quotes
Hey Grandma, Happy Birthday. You’re older than dirt, but you don’t look a day over 70.
No matter how many candles are on your cake today, you will always be my baby girl 👶🎂🎂❤️ Happy Birthday Grandma!
You might not be perfect but you’re still my favorite person in the world… Happy birthday, Dad.
Celebrating another birthday with the people you love. 😊
It’s not about the number of candles on the cake; it’s about how many are in your heart.
Happy Birthday, Dad! You turn 87 today. Thank you for always showing me how to be myself, and cherishing every moment we shared together. I love you so much! HBD!! 🎈🎉
I just turned 40, but I’ve never felt so young.
If happy birthdays were easy to come by, we’d all be looking forward to them. Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday to the man who taught me everything I know. Here’s to many more years of being the coolest dad alive. I love you dad
I’m getting old !! No matter what I do, my face is still showing up at 54.
Today, we celebrate your birthday. Today you turn another year older. Today, your old age officially begins.
So I’m turning 60 this year. The interesting about that number is that it has 6 0’s in it. So if you don’t send me a card, I’ll know.
As we grow older, it becomes more and more difficult to remember what we were like when we were younger. The way you think, the way you feel…everything changes.
Happy Birthday to the best friend, sister, daughter, organizer, planner, chef & creative force in my life. I love you, queen.
🎂Happy Birthday! First, let me check your blood pressure. Hope you enjoy the gift certificate to Hungry Howie’s. And when you get cranky in Seniors Senorita class, I hope you remember—it
Birthdays are always better for you. Happy Birthday to my best friend, a partner in crime, and the love of my life 🎂😘
“Some of us are getting older, yes. But some of us are staying young. Forever young at heart. That is the way it should be.
Old age is like climbing into an armchair—You don’t fall out.
In our youth, we had time on our side. In our age, we have wondered on our side. Happy Birthday!