Facebook Funny Graduation Status: Today is the day that you are leaving school for good. That means you can be as funny and sarcastic with your Facebook status as you want. Your teacher has no more control over your Facebook status…unless your teacher is still reading this right now. If joke statuses are something that you love then take a look at our list today.
Facebook Funny Graduation Status
- For this week’s status update, I’d like to thank Facebook for teaching me all about the people I went to high school with.
- One day you’ll look back on these times and say “I survived graduation.”
- I’m graduating next year and by this time next year, I will be 22, rich and famous.
- Great Lakes want to give you a graduation present. It’s a degree in underwater basket weaving! Congratulations, you earned it!
- I graduated, now it’s time to get a job.
- Congrats, Class of 2020! You did it! We’re all so proud of you. You can now join the ranks of unemployed philosophers and failed poets who wander the streets bemoaning their fate.
- Now I have a degree in “What’s next?”.
- Hello there, World! I’m a little nervous about meeting you, but I hope we can be friends.
- Can u believe that I’m graduating this year and I still don’t know how to read
- In the end, I just want to say that we made it. This is our time to graduate. It’s been one hell of a ride, and I am sure the future holds even more excitement for us!
- I’m so excited to see this one graduate! I’m sure he and his classmates will miss each other terribly.
- You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting…So… Get on your way! – Dr.Seuss
- To my teachers, I’m thankful for the homework because it helped me practice discipline. To my parents, I’m thankful for your support because it helped me gain confidence.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.
- Yay! You graduated. It’s the perfect time to reward yourself with a vacation or two before you say hello to job hunting.
- Guess I have to grow up and stop being a kid now… People will start to assume I’m lost if I’m still wearing a cap and gown in the grocery store after this weekend. #CongratsGrad
- For the graduate, the diploma is a frame for the picture.
- How do you know that the end of school is nearing? When your teacher starts handing out a bunch of homework!
- Phew! Finally graduated. I need a coffee to get over this hangover
- Another year older and wiser. I’m still looking for that one place where I can get both at the same time.
- I’ve had a few drinks, but I’m still able to talk a good game.
- I hate when people ask me to smile. It’s like, “Umm… am I a pushover? Do I look like it??”
- I don’t know what to put here
- Here goes nothing.
- Hopefully, now I will be able to foresee the future without a crystal ball.
- Today’s forecast: 100% chance of graduation 🤓
- Dear student loan companies, go ahead and ruin my credit because I am about to get my degree and there is nothing you can do about it.
- It’s graduation time! Now is your chance to wear a cap for something other than a bad hair day.
- Congrats to all the new graduates. Hope you enjoy your daily dose of responsibility and debt.
- Caps off to all of the college graduates out there. It took a lot of late nights but you’ve made it
- Walking up to my diploma like: Where the hell have you been?
- Oh, deer. I’m graduating!! I’m feeling relieved and excited
- That’s it. No more school for me. Ever!
- Congratulations to all the graduating class, but especially to me!
- I’m finally finished! I didn’t look like much, but I took up the whole semester.
- So this is the part where I tell you how proud I am of you, but let’s be honest, both of us know that’s a lie. Congratulations anyway!
- I’m so depressed that I’ve forgotten how to be happy.
- Thoughtful. Scared as hell.
- Hey all my friends who are graduating this year, I know you have a lot of plans for your future but, what’s next.
- Well, it’s graduation day. Or as I like to call it, the first day of the rest of your unemployable life.
- Dearest Teacher, I will never show up to your class on time again. So sorry. Love, Your Favorite Student
- I’m going to miss college. But not the class, just being able to get out after 15 minutes.
- I’m proud of my daughter! She’s graduating from high school and she still doesn’t know how to operate the washing machine.
- I’m so glad I finished school. My parents were at the end of their rope and were literally going to tie me up and drag me across the stage.
- If we talked to our parents the way we talk to our professors, we’d be grounded for life.
- Congratulations to the Class of 2019! You can finally do things like go to bed before midnight, go back to having one Instagram account, and get up on weekdays before 9 am.
- I don’t know what your future holds but I’m glad I have my own.
- I didn’t graduate. But I’m still allowed to wear a cap and gown, right?
- Cheers to being approximately 35,720 days smarter! 😎
- “I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.”
- They said the world is your oyster. So I opened it up and it was just a gross pearl…
- If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.
- Graduating from the school of life. Have a look at some hilarious statuses from the past:
- Here’s to hoping that our graduation caps reach new heights. Congratulations!
- STATUS UPDATE: I studied for my graduation like I run marathons. I did not study.
- Since I am graduating, I am thinking of getting a job. This will give me the experience to work before I get a real job
- you have made it through 4 years of college without becoming a liberal. Now let’s see if you can go four more.
- Congrats to the Class of 2020! You finished high school, but only if you consider a global pandemic passing.
- Good luck finding a job.
- I’m not entirely sure what I’m doing with my life, but I know it involves a lot of coffee.
- Next stop: the REAL world. Where nobody has a clue what they’re doing and everyone pretends like they do.
- I guess I should stop telling kids to stay in school.
- The only thing I’m committed to right now is a good nap.
- If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way mom told you.
- “When all else fails, take a nap” – Abraham Lincoln
- “Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.” ― Stephen King
- I am extremely thankful for my diploma, I’ve been looking everywhere for it 😂
- My graduation status: I’m graduating! #QUACK
- Congratulations to all my fellow graduates! Good luck on unemployment.
- Congrats class of 2019! It’s time to take those expensive degrees and use them to make coffee for people who have their sh*t together.
- I got my degree in I Told You So!
- Congratulations to the graduates! Hope you have fun while sleeping and eating. All the rest is just details
- We are now accepting funny ideas.
- Congratulations! You can now begin the greatest journey of your life: finding a job.
- Don’t let your dreams be memes.
- Well, I guess that’s one way to graduate.
- I’m so proud of you! I know it wasn’t easy but you made it look like a piece of cake!
- 12 years of education and the only thing I learned was my ABC.
- Congratulations! You’re now at the point where you have every right to complain about not having enough time.
- “Farewell, my friends. I laugh and bid you goodbye.”
- #newgradlife: checking the mail to see if my student loans have come in yet.
- Keep calm and get your degree.
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.
- Congrats graduates! Welcome to the real world! Here’s your degree and $50,000 in student loan debt
- Congratulations to all the recent graduates – your student loans will be waiting for you by the time you get home!
- Don’t forget to take your cap off during the graduation ceremony
- Congratulations to all the summer graduates! You’ve finally made it out of school, into the real world. Good luck!
- Congrats to all Bloc Graduates! You’re finally done with School, but you will never be done with homework
- It feels so good to be done with high school… finally we can go to the rest of our lives
- Graduation: a ceremony at which degrees are conferred.
- My plan was to graduate high school, be drafted by the NBA and then win an Oscar. Reality decided to hit me in the face with a pie
- Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that since he knows you’re coming & he is powerless to stop it.