Funny Female 60th Birthday Quotes: We know that birthdays are a special day for women. We have gathered a long collection of funny quotes for a female 60th birthday.
Funny Female 60th Birthday Quotes
- Wow! 60 is a very special age for a woman and I hope you live many more years to come. I love you dearly, Mom! Happy Birthday!
- Never thought a woman of 60 could be so beautiful! You are a great wife, mother, and woman. I thank god for your presence in my life and hope he blesses me to spend the rest of my days with you. Have a happy birthday mom!
- Wow, it’s so amazing to see you turning 60! I’ve seen a lot of people around me age, and it’s not a pleasant thing. But you are maintaining your looks and energy in a cool way. Truly an inspiration! Happy Birthday to you my dear friend!
- Like all other occasions, this birthday holds the same meaning: you mean a lot in my life. And so do our chats, the walk we take around the lake each and every evening, your care whenever I need anything, and all that we share together. My dear friend, even after 60 years, I know that your life will always
- Many birthdays have come and passed, but the laughter remains. God’s blessing on you as you grow older, more beautiful and wiser. Hope that you find peace and happiness during the coming year. May your next 60 years be filled with laughter, love and prosperity. Happy birthday!!
- A few years ago we were on the verge of friendship. Last year, we bonded and grew even closer to each other. I consider us one big happy family. Our lives are intertwined. I wish you a very healthy year! Wishing me a happy birthday
- You had worked hard and gave your best to give us a better future. God is so kind because he has gifted you with a long and healthy life. I pray that you will have the strength and health to continue making us happy and proud. Happy birthday to you!
- You have always been a person whom I looked up to in my journey of life. You are one person who has taught me many things about life, never letting go of me for some reason. I am grateful for that! Happy birthday and I wish you experience every ounce of joy on this day of yours!
- I always enjoyed having you in my life. This is why I celebrate your birthday in a great way. I will be running topless up and down the streets as a sign of admiration for all that you have done in life. Think of me, while you build your nests up high.
- It’s my turn to party tonight… so, in this regard, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank you for the sixty wonderful years that you shared with me. You always made every single day better than the last one and for that I feel blessed.
- Look at you all grown up. We are sure proud of you and wish you have many years ahead. Cheers to a bright future as you sail through life in the ocean of opportunities. Wish you every success on your 60th birthday.
- Sixty is one of the most beautiful ages for women. Enjoy your birthday and celebrate being a stunning legend!
- I think only a woman can understand another woman! You have so much going on in your life, with things changing every day. You are strong enough to face the good times and bad with dignity and grace. I know your birthday is kind a quiet affair at home, but still hope that it is special for you! Happy birthday, friend!!!
- Making a new zodiac sign just for me was enough to make it clear that I am the best! It’s not easy to get this old and still be funny. Well, thank you mom, I didn’t realize how cool you were until now. I love you very much. Happy birthday dear!
- My friends are always interested in knowing which age I am turning. When I tell them about my new age, I am happy to find that my friends do not really feel surprised. Laughing and joking, they ask me how old I feel. I think 60 years old has been the best of my life so far. There is no slowing down, but just a new start to life!
- I have to say I am glad that you are 60! 60 is a big deal, and I hope you will continue to do what you do best, which is being kind and caring. Mabuhay ka! I know that there are many people who love you.
- I remember the first time I met you. You were so beautiful and elegant. Your passion is what I admired the most and you are still the same after all these years! Happy birthday to my old friend!
- Sending you a fun birthday message for your 60th birthday might be the best way to wish you a happy birthday. I know you can’t wait to see what 60 has in store for you! You’re so funny, and cute, I told you that whenever I see someone as cute as you are, they are always at least 60 years old.
- Today you have your special day, turning 60. Happy birthday to you! No matter how old you are, I still love you as a caring sister and friend:) We always laugh at your jokes and revel in the joy of spending time together. I would like to wish you a happy birthday and a good health as you grow old.
- You are now 60 years old and at this age, you feel like resting upon your laurels. But for me, you are just as fascinating and engaging as when I first met you. May you have many more happy years in the future. I hope you enjoy your golden birthday!
- This may be the last time you would be celebrating another birthday, so live it up and let your friends see you happy. We love you and want to make you happy. Happy birthday!
- When women reach the age of 60, they can finally stop pretending they are interested in talking to men about certain interesting things like sports or cars. Sixty is the new 40, ladies!
- You have seen the toughest of times and you have come out stronger and victorious. You are truly an inspiration. I hope that you continue to inspire more people like you have done for me. I wish you a very happy birthday!
- Today is a happy day! I am 60 years old and feeling great. I love the fact that I can do things that I could have never done at a younger age. I am grateful for living to this stage of life and for making it through my 40s. The best is yet to come, so today is a day to celebrate!
- I know that you are mature, but there is no one else like you in the world. Your sense of humor and your smile had kids following you around. It is amazing how much love, laughter and loyalty you’ve given me throughout my life. I appreciate you for every bit of joy and happiness that you brought to me.
- Today is a special day of celebration and I am sending you my wishes and prayers. I know this day will bring you joy and happiness and that your hopes and dreams will come true. May god’s love be with you today and always.
- What a ride it’s been! And all these years have been just perfect and beautiful. Thanks for being my mom and for everything you have done for me. Happy 60th birthday!
- It’s been the best 60 years of my life! I’m so lucky that you are in my life! Happy birthday, dear!
- Sixty isn’t old, it’s the new forty! With all your experiences and wisdom, the other ladies would look up to you as a role modal. Sixty seems like a young age to me; you have so many good years ahead of you. This year will bring new opportunities and adventures. Have fun!
- You are never too old to try something new. Now that you’re 60, you can do everything you’ve ever wanted to do and what you’ve dreamed your whole life of doing!
- You are aging better than wine! You make wrinkles look gorgeous. Do you have any tips on how to get them? I would love to know! Happy birthday, mommy!
- This cake is for you. It is a great opportunity to tell you how much I love and appreciate all the times you have been there for me. I hope I have made you proud every step of the way, and to remind you that if it were not for your efforts, I wouldn’t have reached this far. Happy birthday mom!
- Life was unfolding, and so have you. You have always been a source of strength in my life, whether we were desperately poor or living the good life. No matter what comes your way, I know for sure that tomorrow will bring brighter days. I wish you many more birthdays.
- Today, I am filled with gratitude for your friendship. You have brought so much happiness and joy in my life. I can’t wait for the next 60 years that we shall spend together.
- Today, you are celebrating your 60th birthday. You have reached a milestone in life and you have the right to be happy. I wish you health, wealth, and happiness forever!
- Dear Mom, I may not say it often enough…and for that I am sorry. I want to wish you a very happy 60th birthday! From the moment you were born, you have brought many blessings into our family. Your whims and actions have kept us laughing from morning tonight. You are like a ray of sunshine who lights up my life with her silliness! Love you immensely.
- My dear sister, I just wanted to say that life with you has been nothing short of an adventure. As a growing girl, I could not imagine having a better role model than you in my life. Today is your 60th birthday and I wanted to wish you a very happy birthday!
- Congratulations on your 60th birthday! You have accomplished so much in your life. I hope you don’t stop now! Enjoy the journey as it unfolds. Time flies by, so let’s not waste any more of it.
- You have blazed through the last 60 years and we are happy to say that you are still full of life and living it to the maximum. Behind your great smile and energy is a soul stronger than any challenges you have ever faced. We hope you have a great birthday! Love you lots.
- We wish you a very happy birthday in our own special way! May the year ahead be a happy and prosperous one for you! It has been a joy raising such a fun-loving and kindhearted daughter. You’ve given us special memories that we will cherish forever.
- You are one of a kind who won’t cease to amaze us. The process of aging is never easy for anyone, but you prove that with some dedication, anything is possible. Happy birthday!
- As long as I live, you will always hold a special place in my heart. You fulfilled all the duties of a mother by making me feel special and loved. I wanted for nothing under your watchful eyes and I know we had our twists and turns but at the end of the day, your love came through. May God continue to bless you in abundance. Happy Birthday Mom!
- As we grow up, we all realize that no one is perfect. We have to learn to accept and overlook the small flaws in our beloved friends. I know you are not perfect, but thanks God you are a perfect friend for me. And plus, you make way more than up for it. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you a very happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to a lady of honour, a wonderful human being and my very own friend… wishing you many more happy returns of the day!
- It’s time to celebrate your 60th birthday because it is your special day. I’m so happy and proud to know that you are my mom! I love you, Mom!
- This year you become 60, so we need to make sure this is one of the best years ever. You are a good and kind woman, but also stubborn and myopic. I will love you and support you, even more, this year, as we do our best to tackle the big 60 together!
- Birthdays come once every year. I hope yours was awesome, and may you have many more! If it wasn’t, give us a call, as we have plenty of birthdays in stock that are guaranteed to make you smile 🙂
- Happy birthday, Mom! I have learned to live on my own, but you have always been the one person who was there for me when things got tough. You are an amazing life coach and a great listener, which is why I consider you my best friend. Thanks for making 50 special and I pray that you get many more to come!
- Today is the day we celebrate a very special lady in my life—you! With 60 years on your side, you have much to be proud of. A long time ago, you were too shy to say “I love you” but now you are enjoying your life with much love and joy to share. Although the older we get, the fewer things we know, I am still glad that I have you as a friend.
- Happy birthday! I just want to say a few words on this great day of yours. So, please sit back and relax while I sing you “Happy Birthday.”
- Sometimes big giant monster is really a big giant softie-heart. Oh, don’t get me wrong I’m not accusing you of being a teddy bear but I am saying that you are the friendliest, holiest person that one can ever meet. And it doesn’t matter how old you get. Happy birthday!
- Just like you, I haven’t changed a bit, except that I have not grown wiser yet. I am still at heart the same happy girl you have always known. Slowly is the word for my life change, which in this case means for the better.
- Are you still angry with me for stealing the covers from you at night? I thought we are both adults who can handle losing a few hairs here and there. Now, this disorder has cost me a few more years on top of my age. Happy birthday.
- Here is to you and your fabulous sixtieth birthday! May you continue to be the fun, lighthearted friend you are! I wish you a very happy birthday!
- Happy birthday mom! I hope you enjoy this day as much as I will! It’s fun to look back on the journey we’ve been through together. We had been through a lot, but you were always there for me. You have brought up an amazing human being and I am proud to call you my mom – Happy 60th birthday!
- You can be as old as you are, but you will always be beautiful. You still sparkle with incredible beauty that a woman half your age would want to know about and learn from. Like a fine wine, you only get better with age and I’m sure there is more to your life that will entice me. happy birthday to you!”
- May your 60th year be as fabulous as yours! No doubt, you have contributed so much to society. You are a good example of inspiration to many young people. Take this time to appreciate yourself.
- You are the epitome of what a friend is supposed to be. You are thoughtful, kind, and an inspiration. I wish you a very happy birthday. May you continue to set an exemplary example of how friends should be.
- Birthdays are those events when you look forward to going out, to dine and spend an evening with your friends and family. So, I bet you’re ready for some fun!
- 60 years old! Time to show off your new style and enrich your knowledge in all the fields.So here is a present from me, I hope you like it…
- I know you are quite sad inside knowing that you are no more the young and beautiful lady who used to walk the stroll of the lane. May your 60th birthday be full of laughter, 90th birthday full of amazing life, and 100th birthday when you will get respected even by your grandchildren!
- Madam, it is my pleasure to wish you a very happy birthday! Now that you are celebrating your 60th birthday, I hope that life takes you places where you always dreamt of going. I want to make this one request, do not let the gift of growing old take away the spirit of youth in you.
- You are a woman of the world, a lady, a sister, a grandma, and an amazing Mom. You can never be replaced because you are unique. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…You are the most awesome woman I know and I wish a very happy birthday to you today!
- My sister is out of this world, but I’m glad we share the same birthday. You have always been there when I needed you, and with your help, we are closer now than ever before. I am so happy to have a sister like you! Welcome to the fabulous club of women who have reached 60 and beyond!
- Happy birthday. I wish a sweet and dignified old age for you, many great adventures, fun, and laughter. I know you are on the right road to achieving all that because you have the best adviser on your side, who will never bring you down: me.
- As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say and more attention to what they do. Today is a day to celebrate every year and not just one special occasion. Have a great time!
- 60?! Well I’ll be darned. For me, 60 just seems like one of those cool numbers you keep reliving over and over again. The only difference is that there are two more zeroes hanging out at the back.