Happy 80th Birthday Quotes Funny

 

Happy 80th Birthday Quotes Funny: Laughter, it’s the best medicine. And if you’re the one providing it, you’ve got double the power. In this article, I’m going to present to you a selection of some pretty funny happy 80th birthday quotes for all those special people in your life who are celebrating a milestone with their friends & family.

 

Happy 80th Birthday Quotes Funny

  • Dad, may your 80th birthday greet a lot of wonderful memories that will give you strong hope for the future. Here is wishing you all the happiness in the world.

 

  • Today is your 80th birthday and I woke up before the crack of dawn with a song in my heart, a smile on my face, and flowers in my hands. Wishing you a very happy birthday!

 

  • For everything that you’ve done for me over the last eighty years, I wish you a very happy birthday! You have always been my biggest inspiration and strength. I am thankful that God sent you at the right time in my life.

 

  • Daddy, how are you doing? I hope all is well in your life. You look more fit and healthy on this day. Wish you a very happy birthday! Love you dearly daddy.

 

  • My dear father, our relationship changed after you became a person of authority at work. The other day, your birthday, somehow made me realize how much I miss those old times. I just want to tell you that I wish you enjoy your life like in old times and live it with no regret.

 

  • I also want to commend myself for having a father like you. I am sure, we connected very well and I would not have been this person without your guidance. May you live long and see your grandchildren grow up to be the best. Happy birthday.

 

  • Dad, although I know that you have forgotten about my birthday, this time I will make sure to remind you. You have always been there for me and made my dreams come true. I thank God for sending me a father such as you!

 

  • Dad, you have been the best guide and inspiration for me in every step of my life. I want to wish you a very happy birthday and expect more gifts pending! (Lol)

 

  • Dad, it’s a fact that the world revolves around you. Be it happy or sad, you are always there to support me and make things easier. You are an amazing father who is kind and good at heart. I wish you lived forever, but since you can’t, I will forever be happy with the memories we have shared. I love you so much!

 

  • I am so happy today for the man I love most in my life – my dad! you were always there for me when I needed you. You stood by me and gave me the strength to face any challenges that came my way. The greatness about you is that you have always been there for me as a father.

 

  • Dear daddy, I wish you a very happy 80th birthday! This milestone has come to show how your hard work paid off and your life still has so much more to offer. Do take care as you have fun with your family and friends and I hope we get to celebrate many more years of birthdays together!

 

  • You are the most remarkable, competent, intelligent, and inspirational person I know. Happy 80th birthday dad!

 

  • Happy Birthday to the strongest, wisest, and most handsome man in the world! I wish you happiness and good health till you are 120 years old! Lord knows I need your counsel more than ever.

 

  • I wish you have a wonderful birthday! I feel lucky more than anything that I was born under your care. You have made my life great and without you here, I don’t know where would I be today. Thanks for being you!

 

  • You are my hero! I am so lucky to have you as my dad. Your kindness and generosity of heart is unmatched. I can’t even come close to imagining how beautiful the world would be if all dads were like you. Happy Birthday!

 

  • Dear Dad, today is a special day for you and me. I wish that you are always happy and healthy. I can not wait to spend some quality time with you on your special day. Let’s go, fishing dad! Your daughter,

 

  • Dear dad, thank you for all the lessons you have taught me about life. I know that every word was said with a purpose. Despite what I have done and what I am doing, never forget that nothing matters more to me than being your daughter. I am very proud to be called your daughter, and so is mom. Happy birthday!

 

  • Dad, you are the best dad in the world! You have always been there when I need you, and you have never judged me… no matter what I do. Thank you for all your support and guidance that has led to my success today. I love U, happy birthday

 

  • Dad, I know I have said this many times before, but I just want to let you know that I love you. You are always there for me no matter what. On this day, may your cup of joy overflow.

 

  • Today, my dad is turning 80! Wow! Now that’s something to celebrate. I have a lot of other things to celebrate as well and the most important one is that I have you in my life. Thank you for being such a wonderful father – you have always been my hero and always will be. Happy birthday, dad!

 

  • You have always been an inspiration to me. You taught me to be strong and kind-hearted. May you live to see all your dreams come true. The world is a better place thanks to people like you. I wish you a very happy 80th birthday!

 

  • Today, you have turned 80, yet you look just like 60! Your charm and wisdom always kept us young. This is my gift to you – a simple birthday message, but one as old as time: age is always relative, and worthy of appreciation depends on the size of the man.

 

  • Dear dad, on your birthday I want to apologize for all the trouble I gave you growing up. I hope in your 80th year, God grants you a long and healthy life, as well as happiness that only comes from children.

 

  • Today is your birthday and I wish you a day filled with happiness, joy and contentment. You have given me unconditional love, support and guidance to lead a fulfilling life. You are my inspiration dad, I love you! Happy Birthday!!

 

  • You are AND will always be the strongest, wisest and bravest man I know. My father, I wish you a most happiest birthday! Your presence and love have helped strengthen my character.

 

  • Happy birthday to my dear dad! I know we had a lot of arguments in the past, but I will never forget all you have ever done for me. You made me who I am today, and I owe this day to you.

 

  • Dear dad, happy birthday to you! I really miss you during this time of the year, because now I am away from home. I hope that wherever you are, it is heavenly. I pray for all your happiness in the new year, and then, I will see you soon again.

 

  • Dedicated to my father, I wish you a lifetime of happiness and prosperity! May this be the beginning of many more happy and healthy years for you. The only thing better than you are the memories we share together.

 

  • Today on your special day, I want you to know how lucky I am to have such a caring, devoted and loving father. I promise to always make you proud, and keep your wishes in mind. Wish you an amazing and happy 80th birthday!

 

  • Dear dad, I know it is hard for you to believe but today you are 80 years old. Many thanks for being part of my life. I love you and thank you for everything you have done for me. Happy birthday!

 

  • Happy birthday, dad! I want to thank you for a wonderful childhood and for teaching me how to live my life. I know you’ve never been easy on me, but I know it was all done out of love. Oh well, now that you are 80 years old, maybe you will be more lenient… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

  • Happy birthday to my dearest dad, I can’t thank you enough for everything you have done for me. You have always been there for me and loved me immensely, I know that you must be very busy with your company but still, you have time for us. Much love from your girl!

 

  • Happy birthday, daddy! You gave me life, and have always supported me in everything I do. Thank you for always helping me when I needed support. Even though I am no longer small, I shall never stop being your little girl. I hope that you live happily for many more years to come!

 

  • No matter how much we have chatted or argued, I know that your place in my heart will never change! I look forward to many more years of loving and supporting you. Happy Birthday to a wonderful dad!

 

  • I love you and cherish you, dad. I hope that you have a wonderful birthday and wish you all the joy in life. May God shower his blessings upon you forever!

 

  • There has been no one more like me than you, and that is the whole point of a parent. Happy birthday! And may all the love in your heart run over to the ones you care about, just as it always has with me.

 

  • To my beloved and loving dad! Thank you for always having been there for me. Whether I was on the right or wrong track, you always encouraged me to follow my heart! I love you very much, and your love has never made me feel alone. Love you dad! Have a great day!

 

  • I wish you a very happy 80th birthday and hope you have a great day. If everyone in the world could be as kind, loving, and generous as you, there would be no diseases and no wars. My dear dad, I can’t explain how grateful I am to have been raised by a person like you. You are so caring and understanding.

 

  • Happy 80th birthday, dad! I hope this day finds you in the best of spirits. May you never age in mind and spirit.

 

  • Happy 80th! You have managed to live through so many moments that it’s hard to count. I hope this day is special for you, because you deserve it. Love from your daughter!

 

  • Best happy birthday wishes to a wonderful father like you. Daddy, you have always been there for me and supported me all the time. Thank you for everything.

 

  • You are such a great father, grandpa, and friend! I remember the time when you used to carry me on your shoulders, take me to the park, and buy me toys. I am grateful for all that you have given me. On this special day, I wish you a happy birthday dad!

 

  • Dear dad, words are not enough to express my gratitude to you. You have always been there for me, and I hope that never changes. Today on your birthday, I wish you 80 years of health in your life! Dad, we may have our differences and have different opinions on some issues, but I am glad to have a father like you.

 

  • This is my wish for you on this special day! It’s a milestone shared by so few; it deserves celebration in style. May you enjoy the happiest of birthdays, full of laughter and love! And never forget how much you’re loved!

 

  • Happy birthday to the best father a daughter could have! I remember when you taught me to cook, how to ride a bike, how to read, and how to pray. You showed me right from wrong. I know I’ve said this before, but thank you for being such a great man. I hope that you have a wonderful birthday!

 

  • You have made me the person I am today. With your love, support, and advice; I would never be down or lonely. Not just that I have grown to be a great person, but you have also brought up four other children! You are my hero! Happy birthday, dad!

 

  • Daddy, you are an amazing father and I’m happy to have you in my life. Thank you for setting a great example, for always being there for me, and for always encouraging me to be the best version of myself. I wish we could spend this day together but still, you can feel how much I love you on the other side of the world. Happy birthday dear dad!

 

  • Dad, so many things have happened to me and so has been my life. I would not have done it without you by my side guiding me. I am grateful for making everything possible for me. On this special day, I wish you a very happy birthday! God bless you for being there for me every step of the way.

 

  • It is a special gift to have my father as my friend. You have taught me so much about life and its beautiful complexities. Now, there is still so much I have to learn from you and when I do, I promise to use it with care and grace.

 

  • You’re the reason I never give up and always reach my goals without fail. On this special day, I wish you a very happy 80th birthday. Your gift to me is beyond words and I will always cherish it. You have made my world a better place and I am truly grateful for that.

 

  • Daddy, I’m so glad you’re turning 80. You have given me the push and I can’t stop thinking about you and what you have achieved in life. You are really a gift of God to this world. Hope your birthday is a wonderful celebration of your birth and the kind of person you truly are.

 

  • I love you and will never be able to put it in any other words. Happy birthday to you, daddy! Words will not be sufficient to express how grateful I am for all that you have done for me. You are my hero, dad. I hope you have the happiest birthday yet. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure your next ones will be even happier!

 

  • To my daddy, as you embark on this exciting new chapter of your life, I hope your birthday is filled with memories, hope, and peace. I’m so glad that you are no longer young and kicking, but quite mature and still kicking!

 

  • All of us here will miss you terribly on your birthday and I don’t know if I would be able to cope with the pain. You are my hero, my inspiration, and someone, who has made my life very meaningful. I can never repay you for your love and affection, but all I can do is pray that God takes care of you in all your endeavors.

 

  • Through all the ups and downs of my life, I can always count on you to be there for me. Thank you, Dad, for being everything I needed and for being there for me back in all the times of need. Happy birthday, dad! I wish you more years of good health and may God give you all your heart desires.

 

  • On this special day, I wish you many happy returns of the day. All these years, you have been an inspiration to us, and everlasting support in so many ways. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for the loving care that you have always shown me. You deserve all happiness and peace in life.

 

  • I hope you continue to grow in strength! Take good care of yourself and enjoy this day. May your days be as bright as you are! Have an extraordinary year ahead!

 

  • You inspired me to be who I am today. And along the way, you taught me how to appreciate the simplest things of life. You also taught me that a little bit of love goes a long way and it can bring people closer together. On your 80th birthday, I wish the best for you and you should not forget that “our dreams are born out of our desires.” Happy birthday!

 

  • Happy 80th birthday, dear dad! I am so happy you are around to see another great milestone in your life. May you always find happiness, joy, and good health. Your love is the greatest gift only a child who truly loves you can give.

 

  • You have changed me in both good and bad ways, you have taught me how to be independent and take care of myself. You have taught me to respect my elders and also to love. I am grateful for every moment we spent together, even the tough ones. You are my best friend and I hope that on your 80th birthday you go all out!

 

  • Happy birthday, daddy! I love you very much and I am grateful to have you in my life. My best memory is when I was 5 years old, and your went with me for a picnic. We had so much fun that day, watching the trees, eating ice cream, and going for a walk in the hills.

 

  • The time is here: 80, the age when your mind decides to stop keeping up with the body. Many years ago you were much younger than me and I was a child prodigy. Now the roles have reversed and I have aged many years quicker than you. Happy birthday!

 

  • Oh, how I am happy the day you were born! This is a day worth celebrating, so happy birthday. Every day I think about you and about the many wonderful memories we shared together. You are a man I will always remember! On your birthday, I wish you happiness, joy, and a brighter future ahead of you

 

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY after being married for so long I haven’t seen you smile for so long. But thank you for the happy years we’ve had together. I hope your birthday will be the most special one yet!

 

  • Dad, you are the most amazing person in my life. I cannot find a better role model for me than you. You are my hero and my best friend. Thanks for being there for me always, no matter what. Have a blessed birthday and enjoy your day!

 

  • I remember those days when my brother drove me to school, but you had a very difficult job to provide for us. I was not in a position to understand the circumstances or appreciate your sacrifices, but now that we are grown up, I see it all differently. Thank you for teaching me the value of education and hard work. I hope you know how much I love you! It is your birthday, dad! Today, you deserve some fun and some cake too.

 

  • That’s right, you’re 80 today. I remember when you first came into this world and the world had not seen anyone as handsome as you! You have given me priceless moments to treasure forever. May God bless you with many happy returns of this day.

 

  • Like the sands of time, your years have come to an end. But for now, you shall remain young in heart as long as your memory lives. Happy birthday, Dad, you deserve it!

 

  • Dad, you are both a symbol of strength and love. That’s priceless! You have always been there for me like a pillar during my happy times and my troubled moments. I wish you a very happy birthday! I appreciate you more than words can ever say.

 

  • Dad, you are the best person I know, and I cannot imagine my life without you. You have always been there for me and have set great examples that I can emulate. Thank you for making my life meaningful, and showing me what true care means. Happy birthday!

 

  • We as children, owe it to our parents to always be by their side and show them through words and actions they are not alone. As a parent myself I realize that being there physically and emotionally is the most important thing we can do for them.

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